Inky Dinky Dank

you're the crown prince of Stank.
     Your armpit smells like must,
Your leave the shower with skin of Rust.

The only time you are a lucky fella,
     Is when you don't get wet in rain
and have no umbrella.

When the rain drops fall
     it is not a heavenly glow.
for it is like a river,
     uphill water will not flow.

Your feet are like the Hoover Dam,
     your toes hold the odor
of year old jam.

A noseless dog can follow
     your scent on the floor.
You can blow snot,
     through a closed kitchen door.

Take a step to the mirror
     and pop that painful Zit,

This means your whole head....